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Local fat ass, Eric Cartman, is suspected of planting stories where fans are upset that he’s depicted as being homeless in the future. Cartman’s friend and former lover, Kyle said, “Dude! He literally is a Nazi! He gave me aids! No sane person would be upset about that fatass ending up homeless!” “And don’t forget what he did to Scott Tenorman! “ added Stan. “How the hell hasn’t he faced any consequences for murdering two innocent people and feeding them to their son! That is really fucked up!” When questioned, Cartman denied any involvement stating, “It wasn’t me, but it probably was one of my many female fans who love how ripped I am! Accusatory comments from you don’t change the facts! My fans think it’s tyrannous that I would ever be depicted as homeless. Homeless people are gross and I would never be gross!” Then, Cartman refused to answer any further questions stating that he had to leave to take a call from Abraham Lincoln. submitted by /u/LadyMitris |
r/southpark Local fat ass, Eric Cartman, is suspected of planting stories where fans are upset that he’s depicted as being homeless in the future. Cartman’s friend and former lover, Kyle said, “Dude! He literally is a Nazi! He gave me aids! No sane person would be upset about that fatass ending up homeless!” “And don’t forget what he did to Scott Tenorman! “ added Stan. “How the hell hasn’t he faced any consequences for murdering two innocent people and feeding them to their son! That is really fucked up!” When questioned, Cartman denied any involvement stating, “It wasn’t me, but it probably was one of my many female fans who love how ripped I am! Accusatory comments from you don’t change the facts! My fans think it’s tyrannous that I would ever be depicted as homeless. Homeless people are gross and I would never be gross!” Then, Cartman refused to answer any further questions stating that he had to leave to take a call from Abraham Lincoln. submitted by /u/LadyMitris [link] [comments]
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Local fat ass, Eric Cartman, is suspected of planting stories where fans are upset that he’s depicted as being homeless in the future. Cartman’s friend and former lover, Kyle said, “Dude! He literally is a Nazi! He gave me aids! No sane person would be upset about that fatass ending up homeless!” “And don’t forget what he did to Scott Tenorman! “ added Stan. “How the hell hasn’t he faced any consequences for murdering two innocent people and feeding them to their son! That is really fucked up!” When questioned, Cartman denied any involvement stating, “It wasn’t me, but it probably was one of my many female fans who love how ripped I am! Accusatory comments from you don’t change the facts! My fans think it’s tyrannous that I would ever be depicted as homeless. Homeless people are gross and I would never be gross!” Then, Cartman refused to answer any further questions stating that he had to leave to take a call from Abraham Lincoln. submitted by /u/LadyMitris |