Hello !
I’m not sure if this follows the rules of the sub, and I don’t know where to post it, but I wanted to share with you this funny attempt to get a blowjob that I just did : I sent her a very formal email, tell me what you think :
“Subject : To the attention of [wife’s name and surname]
Dear [wife],
As husband I would like to formally ask you to give me a welcoming blowjob when I will come back from my work this evening.
In order to do so, you will have to insert my penis inside of your mouth and suck it until my balls start emptying themselves. Please wear appropriate clothings when starting your duty.
Note that myself have very high expectations regarding your approval of this task. Any refusal will be highly depreciated and will automatically disqualify you for a full body massage with oil before the bed time.
I’m looking forward for your reply. Sincerely yours,
[Husband]”
Note that if she really likes to receive oral sex, I know for a fact that she highly prefers massages over it.
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r/sex Hello ! I’m not sure if this follows the rules of the sub, and I don’t know where to post it, but I wanted to share with you this funny attempt to get a blowjob that I just did : I sent her a very formal email, tell me what you think : “Subject : To the attention of [wife’s name and surname] Dear [wife], As husband I would like to formally ask you to give me a welcoming blowjob when I will come back from my work this evening. In order to do so, you will have to insert my penis inside of your mouth and suck it until my balls start emptying themselves. Please wear appropriate clothings when starting your duty. Note that myself have very high expectations regarding your approval of this task. Any refusal will be highly depreciated and will automatically disqualify you for a full body massage with oil before the bed time. I’m looking forward for your reply. Sincerely yours, [Husband]” Note that if she really likes to receive oral sex, I know for a fact that she highly prefers massages over it. submitted by /u/x313x [link] [comments]
Hello !
I’m not sure if this follows the rules of the sub, and I don’t know where to post it, but I wanted to share with you this funny attempt to get a blowjob that I just did : I sent her a very formal email, tell me what you think :
“Subject : To the attention of [wife’s name and surname]
Dear [wife],
As husband I would like to formally ask you to give me a welcoming blowjob when I will come back from my work this evening.
In order to do so, you will have to insert my penis inside of your mouth and suck it until my balls start emptying themselves. Please wear appropriate clothings when starting your duty.
Note that myself have very high expectations regarding your approval of this task. Any refusal will be highly depreciated and will automatically disqualify you for a full body massage with oil before the bed time.
I’m looking forward for your reply. Sincerely yours,
[Husband]”
Note that if she really likes to receive oral sex, I know for a fact that she highly prefers massages over it.
submitted by /u/x313x
[link] [comments]