Do You Use Cheesy Movie Lines In Combat? /u/Archie_The_Sage DnD: Roll for Initiative!

In our latest session we defended a town from a group of bandits. It was an epic shootout, ending with my war wizard character firing an upcast barrage of magic missiles and taking out the last one. When the DM said “How do you wanna RP this?” I stood up, lifted up my wand, and said in my best Clint Eastwood voice:

“I know what you’re thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I’ve kinda lost track myself. But seeing as how these missiles are magical force, and would blow your head clean off, you’ve got to ask yourself one question…. “Do I feel lucky?”… Well, do ya, punk??”

The DM smiles and says, “He goes to pick up his sword, and you blow his head off with the last missile.”

In our latest session we defended a town from a group of bandits. It was an epic shootout, ending with my war wizard character firing an upcast barrage of magic missiles and taking out the last one. When the DM said “How do you wanna RP this?” I stood up, lifted up my wand, and said in my best Clint Eastwood voice:

“I know what you’re thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I’ve kinda lost track myself. But seeing as how these missiles are magical force, and would blow your head clean off, you’ve got to ask yourself one question…. “Do I feel lucky?”… Well, do ya, punk??”

The DM smiles and says, “He goes to pick up his sword, and you blow his head off with the last missile.”