Fave moments from the table /u/Cultist_Crow_Muerte DnD: Roll for Initiative!

1. All of our characters stealing the organs from the bugbear after he’s dead. No context. No idea why we did that I do not remember

2. One of the players trying to get everyone to drink the acid of a dead slime. It tasted like orange

3. When I forgot my character sheet so the DM let me have my character be there as a “ghost”

4. Casino shenanigans

5. More casino shenanigans

6. Someone naming their character Alfredo

7. My character was named Pettifor Penny Page Penstation if anyone cares

8. My second chance was named Darthew Vader Dartwild 😭

9. Chased by a hellhound, the party running for their lives, my (current) character Gwen-Anwn, stands on front of the child character who tried to attack the wolf. Just as the session is about to get cut off. I roll to hit. My character manages to put the nail in that things coffin. It was so badass having everyone working together

10. The one time we all pretended to fight a sponge. Nope you don’t get context for this either.

11. My previous character (Dart) pretending to be dead but still casting witchbolt on the attacker. I literally can’t picture anything but them laying t-pose on the ground and then shooting electricity like a faulty wire

12. The good old “Yeah we’re from management. Can we take a look around?”

13. One character getting so drunk that they permanently loose a intelligence point

14. More casino shenanigans

The very silly way new players join the group. E.g. a giant bird dropping the character from a great height. Now is apart of the party

“What do you mean? I’ve been here this whole time!”

1. Back up/hand out character names

“Korc the Orc” And “Handle Outer” are amoung my favorites

1. The skeleton minotaur that we reflavoured to be a turtle.

2. The breaking and entering mission that we fucked up so badly that it had to be completely retconned not ONCE but THREE times

3. The chicken dragon. We used my chicken shaped stress ball as a token

4. Talking about the plot of Ninjago for some reason instead of playing the game

5. You Awaken in a Strange Place. Both times we played this my character for some reason ended up being the sort of main antagonist lmao

6. “That’s a wrap on this session!” Just as we’re at the boss battle 🥲

1. All of our characters stealing the organs from the bugbear after he’s dead. No context. No idea why we did that I do not remember

2. One of the players trying to get everyone to drink the acid of a dead slime. It tasted like orange

3. When I forgot my character sheet so the DM let me have my character be there as a “ghost”

4. Casino shenanigans

5. More casino shenanigans

6. Someone naming their character Alfredo

7. My character was named Pettifor Penny Page Penstation if anyone cares

8. My second chance was named Darthew Vader Dartwild 😭

9. Chased by a hellhound, the party running for their lives, my (current) character Gwen-Anwn, stands on front of the child character who tried to attack the wolf. Just as the session is about to get cut off. I roll to hit. My character manages to put the nail in that things coffin. It was so badass having everyone working together

10. The one time we all pretended to fight a sponge. Nope you don’t get context for this either.

11. My previous character (Dart) pretending to be dead but still casting witchbolt on the attacker. I literally can’t picture anything but them laying t-pose on the ground and then shooting electricity like a faulty wire

12. The good old “Yeah we’re from management. Can we take a look around?”

13. One character getting so drunk that they permanently loose a intelligence point

14. More casino shenanigans

The very silly way new players join the group. E.g. a giant bird dropping the character from a great height. Now is apart of the party

“What do you mean? I’ve been here this whole time!”

1. Back up/hand out character names

“Korc the Orc” And “Handle Outer” are amoung my favorites

1. The skeleton minotaur that we reflavoured to be a turtle.

2. The breaking and entering mission that we fucked up so badly that it had to be completely retconned not ONCE but THREE times

3. The chicken dragon. We used my chicken shaped stress ball as a token

4. Talking about the plot of Ninjago for some reason instead of playing the game

5. You Awaken in a Strange Place. Both times we played this my character for some reason ended up being the sort of main antagonist lmao

6. “That’s a wrap on this session!” Just as we’re at the boss battle 🥲