Are There Any Dirty Clothes Upstairs?” – My GF, Master of Bad Timing. (200+ Attempts, Zekvir Down! [with victory howl]) /u/terv World of Warcraft

With Season 1 ending soon, I kept hearing more and more about this Zekvir ?? encounter. People were saying it was one of the toughest solo fights out there, and naturally, I had to see what all the fuss was about. Let me tell you, they weren’t wrong.

This fight is brutal: RNG, one-shots, and Bran’s AI is… well, let’s just say I wouldn’t trust him to heal a paper cut. Took me over 200 attempts, but I finally got him down.

The best part? Thursday morning, I’m in the loft, deep in phase 2, dodging spikes like Neo in the Matrix. Suddenly, my GF’s voice rings out: “Hey, are there any dirty clothes upstairs?” Timing, dude. Impeccable. I managed to grunt something about “can’t look right now,” which was apparently the wrong answer. Oops.

Make sure you turn up the volume for the end. (You might hear some excited yelling…)

…Anyway, Zekvir’s dead. Guess I can do laundry now. Anyone else struggle with this boss? What strategies helped you?

With Season 1 ending soon, I kept hearing more and more about this Zekvir ?? encounter. People were saying it was one of the toughest solo fights out there, and naturally, I had to see what all the fuss was about. Let me tell you, they weren’t wrong.

This fight is brutal: RNG, one-shots, and Bran’s AI is… well, let’s just say I wouldn’t trust him to heal a paper cut. Took me over 200 attempts, but I finally got him down.

The best part? Thursday morning, I’m in the loft, deep in phase 2, dodging spikes like Neo in the Matrix. Suddenly, my GF’s voice rings out: “Hey, are there any dirty clothes upstairs?” Timing, dude. Impeccable. I managed to grunt something about “can’t look right now,” which was apparently the wrong answer. Oops.

Make sure you turn up the volume for the end. (You might hear some excited yelling…)

…Anyway, Zekvir’s dead. Guess I can do laundry now. Anyone else struggle with this boss? What strategies helped you?