Storytime from last night’s session because I thought it was very funny /u/Waku_sei DnD: Roll for Initiative!

Context: We had to rescue a druidic forest that was being invaded by orcs.

Warlock: Cast fireball.

Me (Bard): You know you’re going to end up burning the entire forest, right?

Witcher: I don’t care, I want to throw fireball.

DM: You’re going to make the orcs’ job easier, are you sure?

Warlock: Yes, I cast fireball.

1 NATURAL

The Witcher burns himself and starts running through the forest engulfed in flames, clearly burning him. The Druid tries to save him, he also fails, they both burn.

Me: The explorer has water bottles, try to turn them off at least!

Explorer: Nah, this makes them idiots.

The explorer drank the water in front of them.

Cleric (extremely unfriendly and almost unwilling to help): They’re going to have to do me a favor after this.

He tries to cure them, he also fails and out of anger he cures himself, there he got a natural 20.

The Warlock died, we went to revive him, the Druid was narrowly saved and I ended up killing the remaining orcs. Now we have a bad reputation with the druidic nation for burning down their forest, but it was fun.

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​r/DnD Context: We had to rescue a druidic forest that was being invaded by orcs. Warlock: Cast fireball. Me (Bard): You know you’re going to end up burning the entire forest, right? Witcher: I don’t care, I want to throw fireball. DM: You’re going to make the orcs’ job easier, are you sure? Warlock: Yes, I cast fireball. 1 NATURAL The Witcher burns himself and starts running through the forest engulfed in flames, clearly burning him. The Druid tries to save him, he also fails, they both burn. Me: The explorer has water bottles, try to turn them off at least! Explorer: Nah, this makes them idiots. The explorer drank the water in front of them. Cleric (extremely unfriendly and almost unwilling to help): They’re going to have to do me a favor after this. He tries to cure them, he also fails and out of anger he cures himself, there he got a natural 20. The Warlock died, we went to revive him, the Druid was narrowly saved and I ended up killing the remaining orcs. Now we have a bad reputation with the druidic nation for burning down their forest, but it was fun. submitted by /u/Waku_sei [link] [comments] 

Context: We had to rescue a druidic forest that was being invaded by orcs.

Warlock: Cast fireball.

Me (Bard): You know you’re going to end up burning the entire forest, right?

Witcher: I don’t care, I want to throw fireball.

DM: You’re going to make the orcs’ job easier, are you sure?

Warlock: Yes, I cast fireball.

1 NATURAL

The Witcher burns himself and starts running through the forest engulfed in flames, clearly burning him. The Druid tries to save him, he also fails, they both burn.

Me: The explorer has water bottles, try to turn them off at least!

Explorer: Nah, this makes them idiots.

The explorer drank the water in front of them.

Cleric (extremely unfriendly and almost unwilling to help): They’re going to have to do me a favor after this.

He tries to cure them, he also fails and out of anger he cures himself, there he got a natural 20.

The Warlock died, we went to revive him, the Druid was narrowly saved and I ended up killing the remaining orcs. Now we have a bad reputation with the druidic nation for burning down their forest, but it was fun.

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