Micah, Bill and Dutch rant /u/Feeling_Associate491 Red Dead Redemption

I am playing the game for the first time ever and i am in chapter 3 currently. I have to say that i hate these 3 men with passion. So, Micah made me commit a genocide in Strawberry so he could get his dumb guns. Then when he comes back to camp, he starts acting like Brad Pitt or some shit. He donates a few cents and acts like he donated 10 thousand. He acts the same way i used to act infront of my crush when i was 13. And then he comes to Abigail “looking for fun”. I realised that she was a “fun girl” and that John couldnt pull out. But she has a 5 year old son now bro, get over it. He is a 13 year old traped in an ugly body. Now, Dutch was likeable at the start, but he also started acting like a PE teacher when a student turns 18. So Molly seems to be his wife or something and as far as i understood she is an Irish royal or something. A rich woman from Ireland doesnt live happily in a giant house in Dublin, because she wants to be with you and you go to Mary-Beth saying howw she became a great woman. And lastly Bill. Now i dont have many problems with him, except that he acts like P Diddy. So he was kicked out of the army cause of deviancy. And that is gay i think. And i just now understand why he needed hair pomade. Now, i never used hair pomade im that way, but its so sticky and thick bro. Weird man this Bill. Everyone else is okay.

I am playing the game for the first time ever and i am in chapter 3 currently. I have to say that i hate these 3 men with passion. So, Micah made me commit a genocide in Strawberry so he could get his dumb guns. Then when he comes back to camp, he starts acting like Brad Pitt or some shit. He donates a few cents and acts like he donated 10 thousand. He acts the same way i used to act infront of my crush when i was 13. And then he comes to Abigail “looking for fun”. I realised that she was a “fun girl” and that John couldnt pull out. But she has a 5 year old son now bro, get over it. He is a 13 year old traped in an ugly body. Now, Dutch was likeable at the start, but he also started acting like a PE teacher when a student turns 18. So Molly seems to be his wife or something and as far as i understood she is an Irish royal or something. A rich woman from Ireland doesnt live happily in a giant house in Dublin, because she wants to be with you and you go to Mary-Beth saying howw she became a great woman. And lastly Bill. Now i dont have many problems with him, except that he acts like P Diddy. So he was kicked out of the army cause of deviancy. And that is gay i think. And i just now understand why he needed hair pomade. Now, i never used hair pomade im that way, but its so sticky and thick bro. Weird man this Bill. Everyone else is okay.