My brother and I are both 5’8 but I am lanky as hell and he is so stocky. I do not know how to help the poor boy, every time we go shopping I pick out clothes and he comes out looking like a hobbit.
I try to look up advice and guides but I can’t find people who actually look like him/have his body type. A lot of short men do not look short like my brother does. He often looks shorter than he actually is, and I think a lot of it is the clothes he wears. It’s like when wrestlers or football players put on normal clothes and their neck looks fucking massive. He has giant thighs and calves, PLUS the most voluptuous onlyfans moneymaker looking butt (This is a source of great pride to him. I will admit he has much finer an ass than I) Every time I put him in jeans he looks like a caveman who spent his whole life running long distances to catch mammoth was brought to the 21 century Bill and Ted style and I’m forcing his caveman legs into jeans.
This man has been wearing cargo shorts and tshirts his whole life and as someone who finds a lot of joy/confidence in fashion I just think there must be something out there that would work better for him. I want him to put on clothes and be like damn I look great right now, and I do not know how to help him do that!!
Any advice/suggestions much appreciated!
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r/malefashionadvice My brother and I are both 5’8 but I am lanky as hell and he is so stocky. I do not know how to help the poor boy, every time we go shopping I pick out clothes and he comes out looking like a hobbit. I try to look up advice and guides but I can’t find people who actually look like him/have his body type. A lot of short men do not look short like my brother does. He often looks shorter than he actually is, and I think a lot of it is the clothes he wears. It’s like when wrestlers or football players put on normal clothes and their neck looks fucking massive. He has giant thighs and calves, PLUS the most voluptuous onlyfans moneymaker looking butt (This is a source of great pride to him. I will admit he has much finer an ass than I) Every time I put him in jeans he looks like a caveman who spent his whole life running long distances to catch mammoth was brought to the 21 century Bill and Ted style and I’m forcing his caveman legs into jeans. This man has been wearing cargo shorts and tshirts his whole life and as someone who finds a lot of joy/confidence in fashion I just think there must be something out there that would work better for him. I want him to put on clothes and be like damn I look great right now, and I do not know how to help him do that!! Any advice/suggestions much appreciated! submitted by /u/HouseplantFiend [link] [comments]
My brother and I are both 5’8 but I am lanky as hell and he is so stocky. I do not know how to help the poor boy, every time we go shopping I pick out clothes and he comes out looking like a hobbit.
I try to look up advice and guides but I can’t find people who actually look like him/have his body type. A lot of short men do not look short like my brother does. He often looks shorter than he actually is, and I think a lot of it is the clothes he wears. It’s like when wrestlers or football players put on normal clothes and their neck looks fucking massive. He has giant thighs and calves, PLUS the most voluptuous onlyfans moneymaker looking butt (This is a source of great pride to him. I will admit he has much finer an ass than I) Every time I put him in jeans he looks like a caveman who spent his whole life running long distances to catch mammoth was brought to the 21 century Bill and Ted style and I’m forcing his caveman legs into jeans.
This man has been wearing cargo shorts and tshirts his whole life and as someone who finds a lot of joy/confidence in fashion I just think there must be something out there that would work better for him. I want him to put on clothes and be like damn I look great right now, and I do not know how to help him do that!!
Any advice/suggestions much appreciated!
submitted by /u/HouseplantFiend
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