So in this one shot, I play as an archfey warlock who serves Queen Titania as an ambassador. So in the one shot, I was sent by Queen Titania to kill a druid lich. In fighting the lich I managed to put a magic circle around her. So in thinking we won, she summoned 3 monsters one of which was a fey knight. So as a joke, I told the Lich “Hey can I take a phone call before we fight” and she said, “Sure I can let you waste my time for a few minutes longer”. I then called Queen Titania and said “Hey can you get your fey knight he is on the lich’s side and I know you hate her right now”.
To make a long story short she asks to speak to the fey knight and the entire party finds out that the fey knights are under union and get a commission for every summon they answer so there is no way she can actually take him out of the fight. So I get my phone back and she is doing nothing but complaining to me the whole time about how unions suck and she is pissed off at the fey council for going with the times. I then thank her for her time and promise the fey knight that we will get drinks when we kill him. He proceeds to give me a thumbs up and fight us. And that is how we got a fey knight best friend in the wild. And let me say I have never been so glad that my idea failed.
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r/DnD So in this one shot, I play as an archfey warlock who serves Queen Titania as an ambassador. So in the one shot, I was sent by Queen Titania to kill a druid lich. In fighting the lich I managed to put a magic circle around her. So in thinking we won, she summoned 3 monsters one of which was a fey knight. So as a joke, I told the Lich “Hey can I take a phone call before we fight” and she said, “Sure I can let you waste my time for a few minutes longer”. I then called Queen Titania and said “Hey can you get your fey knight he is on the lich’s side and I know you hate her right now”. To make a long story short she asks to speak to the fey knight and the entire party finds out that the fey knights are under union and get a commission for every summon they answer so there is no way she can actually take him out of the fight. So I get my phone back and she is doing nothing but complaining to me the whole time about how unions suck and she is pissed off at the fey council for going with the times. I then thank her for her time and promise the fey knight that we will get drinks when we kill him. He proceeds to give me a thumbs up and fight us. And that is how we got a fey knight best friend in the wild. And let me say I have never been so glad that my idea failed. submitted by /u/New_Rogue [link] [comments]
So in this one shot, I play as an archfey warlock who serves Queen Titania as an ambassador. So in the one shot, I was sent by Queen Titania to kill a druid lich. In fighting the lich I managed to put a magic circle around her. So in thinking we won, she summoned 3 monsters one of which was a fey knight. So as a joke, I told the Lich “Hey can I take a phone call before we fight” and she said, “Sure I can let you waste my time for a few minutes longer”. I then called Queen Titania and said “Hey can you get your fey knight he is on the lich’s side and I know you hate her right now”.
To make a long story short she asks to speak to the fey knight and the entire party finds out that the fey knights are under union and get a commission for every summon they answer so there is no way she can actually take him out of the fight. So I get my phone back and she is doing nothing but complaining to me the whole time about how unions suck and she is pissed off at the fey council for going with the times. I then thank her for her time and promise the fey knight that we will get drinks when we kill him. He proceeds to give me a thumbs up and fight us. And that is how we got a fey knight best friend in the wild. And let me say I have never been so glad that my idea failed.
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