Any dumb/trivial crimes (like jaywalking, littering, etc) that a stupid vigilante character might bring up? /u/MosinsAndAks DnD: Roll for Initiative!

I have a monk who is a reformed lawful stupid character on probation who wants to punish ALL crimes but restrains himself from doing typical lawful stupid stuff so he (and the party) won’t get in trouble.

One recurring joke is that I have him list 2 serious crimes the boss/enemies are guilty of followed by a trivial one before the party enters combat. “Theft, murder, AND littering; you’re going down!”

Can you think of any examples of comparatively minor violations I could add to my list? Here’s what I have so far,

Jaywalking, littering, loitering, trespassing, vandalism, copyright infringement, trademark infringement, tax evasion, vagrancy

Edit: Also this character is in a Curse of Strahd campaign, so any crimes specifically relevant to that setting would be especially welcome

I have a monk who is a reformed lawful stupid character on probation who wants to punish ALL crimes but restrains himself from doing typical lawful stupid stuff so he (and the party) won’t get in trouble.

One recurring joke is that I have him list 2 serious crimes the boss/enemies are guilty of followed by a trivial one before the party enters combat. “Theft, murder, AND littering; you’re going down!”

Can you think of any examples of comparatively minor violations I could add to my list? Here’s what I have so far,

Jaywalking, littering, loitering, trespassing, vandalism, copyright infringement, trademark infringement, tax evasion, vagrancy

Edit: Also this character is in a Curse of Strahd campaign, so any crimes specifically relevant to that setting would be especially welcome