Met up with a guy after M+ /u/Thebirv World of Warcraft

After chatting in discord during a pug we realized we lived in the same area. Dude invited me out for a drink. Thought it was weird, but whatever. I was already going to be out.

I warned him that I had to do a Santa appearance for a friends kids birthday. He said who cares! I’ll dress up as an elf! It will be a riot!

In walks this dude into wetherspoon, and I shit you not, he fucking didn’t wear his elf costume when he said he loved Christmas cosplay.

After a few drinks (dude was hammered), he took the longest nastiest shit in the bathroom. I went in to check on him and immediately left.

After that he was so drunk I basically had to hug him to keep him up. Finally we called him an Uber and got fake elf boy out of here.

His tolerance was as bad as his fucking dps.

After chatting in discord during a pug we realized we lived in the same area. Dude invited me out for a drink. Thought it was weird, but whatever. I was already going to be out.

I warned him that I had to do a Santa appearance for a friends kids birthday. He said who cares! I’ll dress up as an elf! It will be a riot!

In walks this dude into wetherspoon, and I shit you not, he fucking didn’t wear his elf costume when he said he loved Christmas cosplay.

After a few drinks (dude was hammered), he took the longest nastiest shit in the bathroom. I went in to check on him and immediately left.

After that he was so drunk I basically had to hug him to keep him up. Finally we called him an Uber and got fake elf boy out of here.

His tolerance was as bad as his fucking dps.