As reported by several national news outlets, the last available binary tree has been in inverted today, at around 9:30 AM by an unnamed candidate. “This was a long time coming,” an industry expert commented, “but nobody cared to have candidates un-invert trees. So yeah, now we’ve ran out if it.”
Various solutions have already been proposed to provide tech recruiters with the same rigorous assessment process as binary tree inversion. Some have suggested televised championships of tic-tac-toe, while others cited lotteries as a more efficient use of recruiters’ time.
An industry insider quipped that these suggestions are in fact “just PR gimmicks,” while in reality recruiters are planning on organizing hunger games for the upcoming March recruitment season.
“Rest assured, these are just wild conspiracy theories,” assured us the representative of a monopolistic tech giant from the Blackrock portfolio of monopolistic tech giants.
Newly released information show that the candidate responsible for this crisis was unsuccessful. “Unfortunately, they just didn’t have the proper skills in the C family of languages for the junior JavaScript web scraper role he was a applying for,” commented an anonymous source close to the recruiter. The job involved 5 years experience in the Magento framework and 7 in the Scala scripting language.
The question on everybody’s mind is, was it worth it?
We will keep you update as this crisis unfolds.
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r/cscareerquestions As reported by several national news outlets, the last available binary tree has been in inverted today, at around 9:30 AM by an unnamed candidate. “This was a long time coming,” an industry expert commented, “but nobody cared to have candidates un-invert trees. So yeah, now we’ve ran out if it.” Various solutions have already been proposed to provide tech recruiters with the same rigorous assessment process as binary tree inversion. Some have suggested televised championships of tic-tac-toe, while others cited lotteries as a more efficient use of recruiters’ time. An industry insider quipped that these suggestions are in fact “just PR gimmicks,” while in reality recruiters are planning on organizing hunger games for the upcoming March recruitment season. “Rest assured, these are just wild conspiracy theories,” assured us the representative of a monopolistic tech giant from the Blackrock portfolio of monopolistic tech giants. Newly released information show that the candidate responsible for this crisis was unsuccessful. “Unfortunately, they just didn’t have the proper skills in the C family of languages for the junior JavaScript web scraper role he was a applying for,” commented an anonymous source close to the recruiter. The job involved 5 years experience in the Magento framework and 7 in the Scala scripting language. The question on everybody’s mind is, was it worth it? We will keep you update as this crisis unfolds. Post brought to you by Brawndo. “In thees hard, uncertain times, its more important than ever to take youre electrolites”. submitted by /u/doobltroobl [link] [comments]
As reported by several national news outlets, the last available binary tree has been in inverted today, at around 9:30 AM by an unnamed candidate. “This was a long time coming,” an industry expert commented, “but nobody cared to have candidates un-invert trees. So yeah, now we’ve ran out if it.”
Various solutions have already been proposed to provide tech recruiters with the same rigorous assessment process as binary tree inversion. Some have suggested televised championships of tic-tac-toe, while others cited lotteries as a more efficient use of recruiters’ time.
An industry insider quipped that these suggestions are in fact “just PR gimmicks,” while in reality recruiters are planning on organizing hunger games for the upcoming March recruitment season.
“Rest assured, these are just wild conspiracy theories,” assured us the representative of a monopolistic tech giant from the Blackrock portfolio of monopolistic tech giants.
Newly released information show that the candidate responsible for this crisis was unsuccessful. “Unfortunately, they just didn’t have the proper skills in the C family of languages for the junior JavaScript web scraper role he was a applying for,” commented an anonymous source close to the recruiter. The job involved 5 years experience in the Magento framework and 7 in the Scala scripting language.
The question on everybody’s mind is, was it worth it?
We will keep you update as this crisis unfolds.
Post brought to you by Brawndo.
“In thees hard, uncertain times, its more important than ever to take youre electrolites”.
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