Today during my ECE final I was really nervous and had to take a shit. But because of the tight time schedule of the test, I couldn’t really get out of the classroom. And the urge to shit just got worse and worse, I couldn’t handle it.
Now here is the embarrassing part. I sat in the corner furthest away from the teacher’s table so nobody could see me unless they turned their heads around. In the corner there was a trash can and… I really don’t know why I thought of this… But I decided to have a ninja shit in the classroom.
When I’m doing a test I usually like to have a mountain of papers to scribble on. So I thought that I could use some of it to shit on. I took some paper and slowly slid it down my pants. Then I released my bowels…
The shit clumped up on the thick layer of paper and when satisfied I took out the papers to throw it in the trash bin. But just as I smeared the shit all over my ass and aimed for the trash can, a classmate who sat next to me saw me. And this classmate wasn’t just an ordinary classmate, it was my childhood crush. She saw the shit-filled anal mucus paper wrap and instantly puked. To my demise the whole class looked back to see my hands in the air holding that burrito of pure shit.
Everybody I know has heard what happened and I’ve been getting roasted 24/7 since the incident and I’m not sure what to do. There is a decent chance that my boss at my internship this summer will find out. If they do find out, is there a chance the internship offer will get rescinded?
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r/cscareerquestions Today during my ECE final I was really nervous and had to take a shit. But because of the tight time schedule of the test, I couldn’t really get out of the classroom. And the urge to shit just got worse and worse, I couldn’t handle it. Now here is the embarrassing part. I sat in the corner furthest away from the teacher’s table so nobody could see me unless they turned their heads around. In the corner there was a trash can and… I really don’t know why I thought of this… But I decided to have a ninja shit in the classroom. When I’m doing a test I usually like to have a mountain of papers to scribble on. So I thought that I could use some of it to shit on. I took some paper and slowly slid it down my pants. Then I released my bowels… The shit clumped up on the thick layer of paper and when satisfied I took out the papers to throw it in the trash bin. But just as I smeared the shit all over my ass and aimed for the trash can, a classmate who sat next to me saw me. And this classmate wasn’t just an ordinary classmate, it was my childhood crush. She saw the shit-filled anal mucus paper wrap and instantly puked. To my demise the whole class looked back to see my hands in the air holding that burrito of pure shit. Everybody I know has heard what happened and I’ve been getting roasted 24/7 since the incident and I’m not sure what to do. There is a decent chance that my boss at my internship this summer will find out. If they do find out, is there a chance the internship offer will get rescinded? submitted by /u/AngusHornfeck [link] [comments]
Today during my ECE final I was really nervous and had to take a shit. But because of the tight time schedule of the test, I couldn’t really get out of the classroom. And the urge to shit just got worse and worse, I couldn’t handle it.
Now here is the embarrassing part. I sat in the corner furthest away from the teacher’s table so nobody could see me unless they turned their heads around. In the corner there was a trash can and… I really don’t know why I thought of this… But I decided to have a ninja shit in the classroom.
When I’m doing a test I usually like to have a mountain of papers to scribble on. So I thought that I could use some of it to shit on. I took some paper and slowly slid it down my pants. Then I released my bowels…
The shit clumped up on the thick layer of paper and when satisfied I took out the papers to throw it in the trash bin. But just as I smeared the shit all over my ass and aimed for the trash can, a classmate who sat next to me saw me. And this classmate wasn’t just an ordinary classmate, it was my childhood crush. She saw the shit-filled anal mucus paper wrap and instantly puked. To my demise the whole class looked back to see my hands in the air holding that burrito of pure shit.
Everybody I know has heard what happened and I’ve been getting roasted 24/7 since the incident and I’m not sure what to do. There is a decent chance that my boss at my internship this summer will find out. If they do find out, is there a chance the internship offer will get rescinded?
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