What’s a better name for ‘bumhole’ to use for sexting/sexy talk if you’re British? I physically cannot bring myself to say ‘ass’ /u/fifty50ninety90 Sex

My boyfriend and I both love butt stuff and also love dirty talk/sexting/phone sex etc. I often want to talk about him touching my bumhole or putting his dick in it etc but it’s just the least sexy word EVER. I don’t wanna say anus, arse or ass. I think ass is probably the sexiest but it sounds so American-wannabe/like a donkey. Any suggestions? Thanks.

My boyfriend and I both love butt stuff and also love dirty talk/sexting/phone sex etc. I often want to talk about him touching my bumhole or putting his dick in it etc but it’s just the least sexy word EVER. I don’t wanna say anus, arse or ass. I think ass is probably the sexiest but it sounds so American-wannabe/like a donkey. Any suggestions? Thanks.