The funniest thing happened this weekend. SO and decided to have a few drinks. We rarely do this and when we do we tend to go overboard. I fully admit that yes that is a bad thing. I know we shouldn’t binge like that but it happens.
So we’re drunk, things got a little hot and heavy so we decided to head to the bedroom. We were getting really frisky. Normally I don’t get this way but something came over me and I was more aggressive than usual. She was loving it! I was slapping her ass, pulling her hair, groping her tits, and she kept begging for more.
At one point I started talking dirty. I was calling her my slut and telling her to take my dick and asking her was she a good girl. Here’s when the “incident” happened. She was getting into it as well. At one point she starts saying “oh yes, oh yes… oh no, oh no. No no no! Get up! “
She pushed me off of her and ran to the bathroom and I immediately heard the sounds of barfing. Poor thing threw up so much and for so long. Needless to say sexy times ended after cleaning up and drinking water. She had a massive hangover all day Sunday and when she asked me what happened I burst into laughter as I recounted the story. Now she won’t look me in the eyes and swore off alcohol and sex.
How do I convince her this stuff happens and to laugh with me about it?
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r/sex The funniest thing happened this weekend. SO and decided to have a few drinks. We rarely do this and when we do we tend to go overboard. I fully admit that yes that is a bad thing. I know we shouldn’t binge like that but it happens. So we’re drunk, things got a little hot and heavy so we decided to head to the bedroom. We were getting really frisky. Normally I don’t get this way but something came over me and I was more aggressive than usual. She was loving it! I was slapping her ass, pulling her hair, groping her tits, and she kept begging for more. At one point I started talking dirty. I was calling her my slut and telling her to take my dick and asking her was she a good girl. Here’s when the “incident” happened. She was getting into it as well. At one point she starts saying “oh yes, oh yes… oh no, oh no. No no no! Get up! ” She pushed me off of her and ran to the bathroom and I immediately heard the sounds of barfing. Poor thing threw up so much and for so long. Needless to say sexy times ended after cleaning up and drinking water. She had a massive hangover all day Sunday and when she asked me what happened I burst into laughter as I recounted the story. Now she won’t look me in the eyes and swore off alcohol and sex. How do I convince her this stuff happens and to laugh with me about it? submitted by /u/11Johnny511 [link] [comments]
The funniest thing happened this weekend. SO and decided to have a few drinks. We rarely do this and when we do we tend to go overboard. I fully admit that yes that is a bad thing. I know we shouldn’t binge like that but it happens.
So we’re drunk, things got a little hot and heavy so we decided to head to the bedroom. We were getting really frisky. Normally I don’t get this way but something came over me and I was more aggressive than usual. She was loving it! I was slapping her ass, pulling her hair, groping her tits, and she kept begging for more.
At one point I started talking dirty. I was calling her my slut and telling her to take my dick and asking her was she a good girl. Here’s when the “incident” happened. She was getting into it as well. At one point she starts saying “oh yes, oh yes… oh no, oh no. No no no! Get up! “
She pushed me off of her and ran to the bathroom and I immediately heard the sounds of barfing. Poor thing threw up so much and for so long. Needless to say sexy times ended after cleaning up and drinking water. She had a massive hangover all day Sunday and when she asked me what happened I burst into laughter as I recounted the story. Now she won’t look me in the eyes and swore off alcohol and sex.
How do I convince her this stuff happens and to laugh with me about it?
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